So, now it’s deep winter on Okinawa. That really means it’s a little better to wear long sleeves and jeans after dark. I had passed the driving test at the Kadena Driver’s Ed center and was ready to exercise my “on-base” driving privileges. They make sure that you do understand it is a privilege when you take drivers ed.
Now, just what the h#ll is a kid that lives off-post going to do with an on-post drivers license? In the beginning, not very much. Dad kinda liked to exude the aura of being anal about his family following the rules. Over time, like always, things would change.
Dad would let us load up in the car and he drove us down to the Camp Kinser Gate where he would hand over the car and walk back to the house. Now, me, my brother, and my sister would drive all the way across Camp Kinser and park the car at the last building on the left, walk out the gate and go to the skating rink. Dad always made sure he told me - Do no take this car off the base. After skating we would load up for the drive back, usually with a few more people so we could go down to the seawall to hang out for the balance of the night. You’ll here more about some of those nights later.
We would also accompany Mom and Dad to Kadena USO and every once in a while he would let us drive the car or the van and we would go to the bowling alley or the cafeteria. This business of Dad driving to the gate didn’t last very long maybe 30 days or so, deep inside he was kinda lazy and didn’t particularly like walking back to the house. So he sits me down and impresses the importance of obeying the traffic laws so I wouldn’t get caught going in and out the gate to the Base. Now, here we go. He’s really done it now.
Not only do I drive back and forth across Kinser on Friday and Saturday nights, we also start taking the car to our seawall parties. There was this one night, that really sticks out in my memory. Even Dad laughed about this night many, many times. One of his rules for me was that I was not to drink any alcohol when I had the car. He and I both knew that wasn’t going to fly at all. We had already caught the disease and there was no turning back at this point.
So, after a night of skating we all came back to the house. There was me, my brother, Steve Sawyer, Joe Waters, and probably some other folks. We tell my parents that we are going to the seawall. Well, we did, sort of.
There was this other seawall about a mile or two from the house and we all wanted to go to that one instead, so we did. It’s about 2 AM and we are all gettin’ pretty drunk at the seawall. Actually, we’re gettin really drunk. Music is blasting and we are really having a good time. Then I started the car and was playing around and driving around. You can’t tell a 16 year old drunk kid that this would be a mistake, though.
At this other seawall there was a serious obstacle to deal with. Between the road and the wall itself there was what we affectionately called a benjo. A benjo is a ditch that, as I would find out, car tires fit into quite nicely. As I was driving the car, it fell into this ditch and wasted the drivers side as it scraped the seawall coming to a stop.
OK, now I’m in trouble. Not only have I driven that car to a place that I was not supposed to be, I am also drinking, and I’ve wasted Dad’s prize posession, crap. There were enough people there that if we had some sort of leader we could have picked up the car and moved it, but, none of us were in any shape to become a leader that night, way too much drinkin’. We tried, but were unable to move that car, it was really wedged in that ditch.
Now the funny part. I had to take this long walk to the house and tell the old man. All the way to the house, I’m sweatin’. I get to the house to find the old man awake and, thankfully, almost as drunk as we were. I tell him what has happened. He yelled at me for a minute or two, then we loaded up in his HiAce van to go get the car. Dad was definitely a dude that was able to operate even under enormous pressure. We get to the car and at first, he just shakes his head. All our friends were very concerned, ’til dad grabbed a beer and started crackin’ jokes with the guys. He finishes his beer, and gathers all of us into a little huddle where he started to unfold his plan of getting the car out of the ditch. There wasn’t a lot of room around the drivers side to be able to pick up the car, so we did a little at a time and kept placing boards under the tires to hold them up.
All in all it took about ten minutes to free the front wheel and ten more for the back. We got the car free. Now, dad has the audacity to tell me to follow him to the house, so we wouldn’t get caught. I don’t know how following him would keep us from getting caught, he was as drunk as the rest of us. I did obey, though. We say bye to the guys, they left too to go back to Maki Housing.
We get to the house and Dad lectures me over the sheer number of rules that I broke and, once again, tries to verbally become anal about his family not breaking the rules. After an hour or so we bed down for the night. The next day we all woke up and started moving around, Dad approaches and we go together out to look at the damaged car. By this time, he has figured out where we are in our relationship and has decided that I had already been punished enough if I would only promise him that I would try not to waste any more cars, which I did. I still can’t believe that I never got punished for that. I don’t think he could bring himself to punish me for something he coulda or woulda done at least once in his life. Thank God that Dad was a drinker!
He laughed about that night many times and told all three of his kids how much he enjoyed growing up with us. He’s not around anymore, and I miss him terribly. I do have all these memories to keep, but, this one was just the beginning.